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Miners Alley Playhouse is excited to announce auditions for A CHRISTMAS STORY
A Classic Holiday Comedy
By Philip Grecian
Based on the 1983 motion picture A CHRISTMAS STORY and on the book IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS PAY CASH by Jean Shepherd
Directed by Rory Pierce
Set Design: Jonathan Scott-McKean
Performances run November 25, 2022 – December 23, 2022
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights 7:30PM and Sundays at 2PM
Rehearsals will begin early to mid-October, 2022
Rehearsal days will most likely be Monday-Thursdays and could possibly include Saturdays and Sundays (depending on conflicts)
During the final 7-10 days before opening night, rehearsals will be nearly every day.
ADULTS: Please submit a self-tape via video link (such as youtube, vimeo, etc.) in which you do a short 1-2 minute comedy monologue appropriate to the show. Slate your name, that you are fully vaccinated, and whether you are Equity or not.
Please send with the subject line A CHRISTMAS STORY AUDITION to:
Deadline: August 12, 2022
PARENTS OF KIDS AUDITIONING: We will have a night of live auditions at MAP for kids only on Monday, August 8, 2022 from 6:00-9:00PM. They will be timed so you won’t have to be there all night. Please email your child’s name, age and whether they have been vaccinated. You will get an email answer with the time of your audition and a short selection from the script for your child to learn for the audition. Memorization is not required but is greatly appreciated.
Please send with the subject line A CHRISTMAS STORY AUDITION to:
Deadline: August 5, 2022
Call backs for both children and adults will be by invitation, and will take place on
Wednesday, August 17, 2022 6:00-10pm
Location TBD
A CHRISTMAS STORY is humorist Jean Shepherd’s memoir of growing up in the mid-west of the 1940s and
follows the quest of 9-year-old Ralphie Parker to get a genuine Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas. Ralphie pleads his case before his mother, his teacher and even Santa Claus himself, at Goldblatt’s Department Store and gets the consistent response: “You’ll shoot your eye out.” All the elements from the beloved motion picture are here, including the family’s temperamental exploding furnace; Scut Farkas, the school bully; the boy’s experiment with a wet tongue on a cold lamppost; the Little Orphan Annie decoder pin; Ralphie’s father winning a lamp shaped like a woman’s leg in a net stocking; Ralphie’s fantasy scenarios and more.
Miners Alley is auditioning for All Roles
Miners Alley Playhouse is an Equity SPT 1 professional theater and abides by all Equity rules and regulations. All roles are paid $100-$300 per week depending on the role.
Equity and Miners Alley Playhouse encourages performers of all ethnicities, gender identities, and abilities to submit for all roles.
RALPH (Ralphie as an adult) – Male, 40s — 70s. A storyteller, reminiscing about his youth, he narrates the joys, the trials, and the tribulations of young Ralphie. He also plays many other characters throughout the play. A pleasant “everyman” that everyone can relate to as he tells us his story.
RALPHIE PARKER – Male, 9 – 13. While ostensibly age 9, can be older but must read as a young boy, well before puberty hits. Engaging, friendly and utterly determined to get his prize: a genuine Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas.
MOTHER – Female 30s – 50s. Ralphie’s mother, kind, harried, resilient and capable – in short, the best mother in the world for a young boy growing up in the mid-west of the 1940s
THE OLD MAN – Male, 30s – 50s. Ralphie’s father, irascible yet approachable, a lovable grump
RANDY PARKER – Male, 6 — 10, Ralphie’s little brother
MISS SHIELDS – Female, 30s – 50s. Ralphie’s teacher
FLICK – Male, 9 – 13. Ralphie’s friend and classmate
SCHWARTZ – Male, 9 – 13. Ralphie’s friend and classmate
ESTHER JANE ALBERRY — Female, 9 — 13. Ralphie’s classmate, has a bit of a crush on Ralphie.
HELEN WEATHERS — Female, 9 — 13. Ralphie’s classmate and Esther Jane’s best friend
SCUT FARKAS — Male, 9 — 14. A bully who terrorizes Ralphie, his brother and every one of his friends

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